Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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