I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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