hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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