Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
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