sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
Randomize
