Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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