So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
Randomize
