Fuck appropriateness.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
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