You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
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