so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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