Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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