I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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