Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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