He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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