He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Randomize
