Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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