Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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