Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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