I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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