I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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