i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
He has the fingertips of a God
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