so explain again why im purple
no
My hand turned me down
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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