k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
he just fucked me for my cheese..
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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