How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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