Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.�
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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