I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
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