In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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