Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Just cropdusted the office
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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