There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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