i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
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