Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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