with your own penis?
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Pooping to opera.
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