dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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