Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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