You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
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