your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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