question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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