David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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