is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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