I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
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