I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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