The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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