You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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