just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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