Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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