Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
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