I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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