If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Randomize
