At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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