Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I don't deserve a penis
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
You left your phone here
Wait...
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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