He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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